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Hello! I'm Deepdarkwaters on Ao3 and Tumblr and ambrotypes on Twitter for any recip-stalking needs.
Short version: I'm easy to please and happy to be completely surprised, as long as you don't include the couple of DNWs mentioned below. If you've got something in mind already then do it your way! These are just suggestions for anyone who prefers some starting points.
General fic loves: (probably not applicable to every fandom requested or a smut-based swap, but just so you've got an overview of some of the things I generally enjoy reading in whatever combination) worldbuilding/exploration of the canon world; dialogue; description; competence; petty arguments; unreliable narrators; misunderstandings; found families; really old comfy friendships; really old comfy friendships that accidentally/unexpectedly become more; clumsy inappropriate humour; backstories; melancholy; loonngg dragged out UST that feels like it'll never end and then ENDS GLORIOUSLY; awkward imperfect sex where everyone's still having the best time ever; coming in pants; intense physical fight scenes; huge scale destruction; ridiculous things played completely straight for comedy purposes; kissing; when dick-in-hole sex isn't always the end goal or the only type considered 'real' sex; ghosts; stubble burn; anything to do with playing/stroking/pulling/grooming/washing/whatever someone's hair.
Please no: noncon, hanging of any kind (choking/breathplay is fine - it's the rope and drop thing I have the trouble with), hair cutting, and any kink not listed on my smut likes masterlist here.
Absolutely happy for PWP, in which case you probably don't need a lot more prompting than just the tags, but everything below is for optional setting or plot or relationship drama or whatever if you want to include anything of that sort around the smut.
Billy Elliot (2000)
Michael Caffrey/Billy Elliot
Tags: Body Worship, Clothed Sex, Clothed/Naked, Clothes pulled out of the way, Clothing Kink, Cock Worship, Competence Kink, Costume Porn, Crossdressing, Dancing, Dirty Talk, Exhibitionism, Friends to Lovers, High Heels, Laughter During Sex, Lingerie, Manhandling/Shows of Athleticism During Sex, Playful Sex, Voyeurism, Undressing Their Partner
I have far too many emotions about this film, it's slightly ridiculous. I just love their friendship so much, how parts of it feel a bit cautious as they both figure out all these huge changes in their lives, but everything between them feels so honest and comfortable as well. That's exactly the kind of mood I would love to read for them - a bit of melancholy and angst is fine, but really it's the friends to lovers thing I'm craving, preferably as adults when Billy's all buffed up and Michael's no longer hiding. Something easy and sweet or unexpectedly intense with ALL THE BODY WORSHIP please and thank you! I don't just mean Michael swooning over Billy's new marble statue god ballet dancer physique - does Michael still wear dresses? Heels and lingerie? What does Billy think of that?
Also ballet! If that's something you're into, no amount of intense dance jargon is too much. One of my favourite scenes in the film is when Billy gives Michael a tutu and teaches him ballet positions - what if that happens again, but ten or twenty years later and with bonus UST? What happens next?
General DNWs for all fandoms: noncon, hanging, hair cutting, kinks not linked in my letter.
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)
Sundance Kid/Butch Cassidy/Etta Place
Tags: Clothed Sex, Cunnilingus, Dirty Talk, Double Penetration, Face-Sitting, Fingerfucking, Friends to Lovers, Hair Kink, Lazy Sex, Playful Sex, Rough Kissing, Sharing a Bed, Sharing a Partner with Friends, Sloppy Seconds, Stubble Burn, Thank God We're Alive Sex, Undressing Their Partner, Voyeurism, Weapons Kink, Woman on Top
This is the OT3 of my whole life. I've had some amazing gifts in previous exchanges but I'm always greedy for more because they're so messy and beautiful and complicated and there's so much nuance to play about with in the way they all act together. What I really like is the idea of Etta getting different things from the guys: Etta/Sundance is smokin hot with the gun/instructions/kind of dubcon roleplay stuff, but then there's all that sincere sweetness between her and Butch. That contrast is super attractive to me. V or triangle, I'm not fussy, I just love to see people's take on them.
(I'm also super into Butch/Sundance on their own, so if you want to do something set before and then after Etta leaves that's totally welcome! The only reason I didn't specifically request the two of them as a pairing is because I don't want something without Etta involved at all.)
General DNWs for all fandoms: noncon, hanging, hair cutting, kinks not linked in my letter.
Sundance Kid/Etta Place
Tags: Bondage, Bruises, Clothed Sex, Cock Slapping, Cunnilingus, Dirty Talk, Face-Fucking, Fingerfucking, Gags, Gunplay, Hair-pulling, Held Down - Consensual, Knifeplay, Praise Kink, Pussy Spanking, Rough Kissing, Spanking, Stress Relief Through Sex, Stubble Burn, Trust Kink
How many mainstream PG-rated films show canonical dubcon sex roleplay?? ONE. THIS FILM. I'm generally more into femdom than femsub but this pairing is a very very strong exception. Please show me more! D/s, gun kink, pain play, undressing, following orders, everything. I love their slightly weary established relationship in the film - is the playing something they started doing to liven things up a bit, or has it been like that for them from the start? Would love to see how they met, their first time, and/or the first time one of them suggested it or tried it. Or more of the established stuff - the way she goes along with it immediately implies it's something they've done a lot, but do they ever switch it up, Etta with a gun and bossing Sundance around? IS there a specific mood or set of circumstances that would make him go for that? That would be amazing too. Either way, I'm really into the idea that the rough stuff is roleplay for them and not a 24/7 lifestyle thing, and they can come out of it and be gentler again after.
General DNWs for all fandoms: noncon, hanging, hair cutting, kinks not linked in my letter.
Code Name Verity - Elizabeth Wein
Julie Beaufort-Stuart/Maddie Brodatt
Tags: Bathing/Washing, Cuddling, Cunnilingus, Dirty Talk, Dry Humping, Fingerfucking, Hair Brushing, Hair Kink, Having to Stay Quiet/Quiet Sex, Neck Kissing, Praise Kink, Sex While Injured, Sharing a Bed, Sleepy Sex, Strap-Ons, Talked to Orgasm, Thank God We're Alive Sex, Tribadism, Unexpected feelings, Uniform Kink
These beautiful characters! Show me ANYTHING about them. Canon-compliant (something during the time they worked together - a secret night in their shared room? That time Julie comes back bruised from the interrogation?) or fix-it (what happens after you know what? What changes between them? Is that the catalyst they needed for some big swoony omfg-I'm-so-glad-we're-alive kissing??) both equally delightful. Or an AU? Maddie and Julie in another time and another war. What's different and what stays the same? I have no real prompts, I just love these sweethearts so so much and I've never in my life wanted a ship to be canon this badly. I want to read a million novels about them, preferably without sobbing for three weeks afterwards, so whatever you've got in you to write I will honestly be delighted.
DNW anybody dying, please.
General DNWs for all fandoms: noncon, hanging, hair cutting, kinks not linked in my letter.
Crossover Works
Harry Hart (Kingsman)/Victoria Winslow (RED)
Tags: Age Difference, Bondage - neckties, Clothed/Naked, Clothing Kink, Competence Kink, Cunnilingus, Dirty Talk, Dominant partner chooses submissive partner's outfits, Face-Sitting, Femdom, Gunplay, Hair-pulling, Pegging, Phone Sex, Praise Kink, Spanking, Suit Porn, Taking Orders, Talked to Orgasm, Woman on Top
I ship this pairing SO HARD. The characters are both so effortlessly competent at everything they do and there's something so similar about their beautifully efficient fighting styles - look at Harry in the church and Victoria shooting out of both car windows in RED 2. Imagine Kingsman & MI6 having to work together for whatever reason and the two of them team up, imagine what a spectacular fight that would be. SWOON. Specific to smut/possibly romance, I'm super into the age difference, and the idea of dom Victoria/adoring starry-eyed younger Harry who completely worships her and loves nothing in the world more than being allowed the privilege of serving her. Whether it's 20 year old Harry running like a puppy after 35 year old Victoria or they're 50 and 65, I don't mind, I've just become a bit obsessed with the idea of them together at any point in their lives being gorgeous and competent and enthusiastically into each other. First time? FWBs? Love? I don't mind, just more Victoria/Harry that I don't have to write myself, please!
General DNWs for all fandoms: noncon, hanging, hair cutting, kinks not linked in my letter.
Roxy Morton (Kingsman)/Victoria Winslow (RED)
Tags: Age Difference, Competence Kink, Cunnilingus, Dirty Talk, Face-Sitting, Fingerfucking, Gentle femdom, Gunplay, Hair Brushing, Hair Kink, Hair-pulling, honor bondage, Loyalty Kink, Mentor/Protégé, Praise Kink, Pussy Worship, Sexting, Strap-Ons, Suit Porn, Unexpected Feelings
I looooove huge age difference pairings and am dying for a sort of Harry/Eggsy dynamic, only with women. And slightly less of the puppy dog eyes and bickering. Handwave some reason for Roxy and Victoria to work together, I can't stop thinking about how great they'd be. Smash my hardcore competence kink: fight scenes, or Victoria teaching Roxy some tricks, or Roxy teaching Victoria some tricks. Or maybe one of them saves the other's life by being in the right place at the right time when a job goes wrong. Or bonding in a bar late at night about being exceptional women in a job that's still dominated by not always exceptional men, with more and more innuendo and flirty eyes over the top of wine glasses as the bottles empty. I LOVE the idea of Victoria, this gorgeous clever sixty-something woman who fights like she's been born to it and takes no shit from the guys, as Roxy's mentor/hero/friend/goals, then more.
PS some of the tag requests imply a bit of power play - if that's what we matched on, I have no preference as to which of them is in charge because both options are equally appealing. SWOON.
General DNWs for all fandoms: noncon, hanging, hair cutting, kinks not linked in my letter.
Kingsman
Harry Hart/Eggsy Unwin
Harry Hart/Merlin
Harry Hart/Merlin/Eggsy Unwin
Tags: Age Difference, Bondage - Neckties, Clothing Kink, Competence Kink, Dirty Talk, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Grooming - Physical Appearance, Gunplay, Older Virgin/Experienced Younger Partner, Phone Sex, Praise Kink, Sex After Fighting/Battle, Sexting, Sharing a Bed, Shaving, sparring leads to sex, Suit Porn, Thank God We're Alive Sex, Undercover as a Couple, Voice Kink
General Kingsman things I love for any pairing: I love all the silly spy gadgets, nothing can possibly be too ridiculous for me, so if you want to have fun with any of the daft spy tropes then please do! Fake relationship as a cover is the end of me every time. Also descriptive fight scenes, and I have this insatiable clothing kink. I'm 1000000% in favour of anything focused on dressing/undressing, clothes as gifts, sharing clothes, makeover/pampering Pretty Woman type scenes, or lovely quality clothes getting completely wrecked by being ripped off or stained. Same goes for weapons kink, and general competence kink. Someone watching someone else with swoony starry eyes as they do something really well without even seeming to try - fighting, language mastery, anything. Ultra hedonistic bottom Harry is always my preference for pairings involving him but I'm really not fussy, just mentioning it because it's still reasonably rare so if that's your thing as well then this is an excellent match :D No preference for anyone else.
Harry/Eggsy: I LOVE age differences in my OTPs and I love it being acknowledged more in a physical descriptive way than "oh noo I'm too old for this lovely young thing" type angst. My favourite thing with these two is where they don't really address the age difference, they just click and blithely get on with things, but I totally kink on all the age-related contrast: greying vs blond, experience vs new kid, different pop culture awareness, different physicalities, etc. Also banter! Their dialogue in the films is magical, I love that carrying over to them getting it on. Hero worship is a good angle for them too. Also since the sequel I've become slightly obsessed with the idea of virgin Harry/experienced Eggsy if that appeals...
Harry/Merlin: So many different ways this could go - friends for thirty years and then suddenly, desperately MORE after V-Day or after Poppy? Were they recruits at the same time fighting for the Galahad position? Several decades of happy casual friends with benefits? Obsessively in love? Did they get to know each other with Merlin in Harry's earpiece talking him through missions before they ever met in person? I have a huge thing for voices, conversations not face to face, people being able to read meanings in the way each other breathes, etc, so the agent/handler thing is always delightful to me.
Harry/Merlin/Eggsy: This OT3 crept up on me and TOOK OVER MY LIFE. Usual preference is Harry/Merlin thirty years into an open relationship and Eggsy gets invited in, but I'm totally into any other setup you can think of - friends with benefits? Someone's been pining for years and it all explodes when Harry handwaves back into the others' lives after V-Day? Drunken/unexpected I'm-glad-you're-alive sex? A V-shaped relationship instead of a triangle? Maybe Harry and Eggsy are away on a joint mission and Merlin gets involved from home? Or they're all working in different places and sort of fall in love through late-night conversations? Happy with anything from the most swoony fluffy loving relationship to purely physical stress-relief fucking, whatever you prefer.
Obviously DNW death. Handwave that bollocks away completely, it's stupid (or give Merlin some badass robotic legs like they originally planned to do).
General DNWs for all fandoms: noncon, hanging, hair cutting, kinks not linked in my letter.
Merlin/Roxy Morton
Tags: Casual sex leading to feelings, Competence Kink, Cunnilingus, Dirty Talk, Exhibitionism, Filming, Fingerfucking, Friends to Lovers, Friends with Benefits to Relationship, honeypot mission, Intelligence Kink, Mutual Masturbation, Phone Sex, Sex While Injured, Sexting, Suit Porn, Talked to Orgasm, Unexpected feelings, Voice Kink, Voyeur Gives Directions
Talked about this a lot with people after the mess of KM2 - Roxy would have been SO MUCH BETTER than Eggsy at compartmentalising work and home life. I love the idea of her taking on honeypot missions like it's her job (because, you know, it is) and Merlin running her through them, and this slow weird realisation over several months that they're both really into the necessary exhibitionism/voyeurism and maybe the instructions. Do they get it on once she's home? Or do they never actually touch in person and stay absolutely professional at HQ, but spend hours on end wanking and talking filth at each other over the glasses/phone/texts/whatever from opposite ends of the world when she's finished working? Friends with benefits would be amazing and work so well for them because they both seem so self-assured and not particularly sentimental (at least when they're sober, MERLIN), but I can definitely see them as friends to lovers too.
Obviously DNW death. Handwave that bollocks away completely, it's stupid (or give Merlin some badass robotic legs like they originally planned to do). And DNW dom/sub for this, I love the idea of them being on the same level with each other.
General DNWs for all fandoms: noncon, hanging, hair cutting, kinks not linked in my letter.
Original Work
Long-Haired Man Going For A Haircut To Be More Employable/Barber Who Talks Him Out Of It
Oscar-Nominated Actor Who Doesn't Know How To Dress/Tailor Who Gives Him A Makeover
Victorian Painter/Victorian Artists' Model
Tags: Age Difference, Bathing/Washing, Beard Kink, Body Hair, Body Worship, Clothed Sex, Clothed/Naked, Clothes pulled out of the way, Clothing Kink, Coming In Pants, Grooming - Physical Appearance, Hair bondage, Hair Braiding, Hair Brushing, Hair Kink, Hair Washing, Hair-pulling, Light Bondage, Mirror Sex, Pampering, Praise Kink, Suit Kink, Suit Porn, Undressing Their Partner
HAIR PORN PLEASE. And/or clothing porn! Anything at all to do with beautiful long hair being played with, brushed, braided, pulled, washed, flung about dramatically, trailed over someone's bare skin, hair bondage, loving descriptions of elaborate Victorian paintings of sensational bum-length auburn curls, whatever. And/or anything to do with kinking on clothing - decadent fabric on bare skin, dressing, undressing, makeovers, sharing clothes, impatiently ripping buttons off, using a necktie or scarf to tie someone up, or turning a shirt inside-out but leaving the cufflinks or buttons so it binds their wrists, only undressing the parts you need, quality clothes as a confidence booster, coming in or on clothes, etc.
DNW: Please no cutting of head hair and please no shaved or waxed chests on guys. Anything else to do with hair is welcome. Obviously if we matched on the barber pairing then it's ok to mention cutting in the context of his job, just please don't include it in the action on the page anywhere. Face shaving/other body hair grooming is fine.
If the gender isn't specified in the pairing then write them however you prefer, I don't mind. 16 or older please, DNW smut with anyone 15 or younger.
General DNWs for all fandoms: noncon, hanging, kinks not linked in my letter.
Biker Gang Member/Shy Mechanic
Boy Band Member/Grindr Hookup Who Politely Pretends Not To Know Who He Is
Forty-Year-Old Virgin King/His Male Knight Who Wants to Gently Deflower Him
Sex Shop Owner/Shy Customer
Shy Teenage Boy/The Most Popular Jock In School
Soldier Just Back From Battle/Other Soldier Who's Been Pining After Them For A Long Time
Secretly Submissive Bear Who Usually Tops Because It's Expected/Dominant Femme Twink
Tags: Age Difference, Body Contrast Kink, Body Hair, Body Worship, Clothed/Naked, Coming In Pants, Courtship/Wooing, Cuddling, Dirty Talk, Dry Humping, Experienced/Inexperienced, First Time, Friends to Lovers, Gentle Dom, Getting Together, Hair Kink, Height Differences, Held Down - Consensual, honor bondage, Intercrural Sex, Lap Sex, Light Bondage, Loss of Virginity, Making Out, Muscle Worship, Mutual Masturbation, Phone Sex, Playful Sex, Porn with Feelings, Post-Coital Cuddling, Praise Kink, Resolved Sexual Tension, Sexting, Sharing a Bed, Sharing Clothes, Sudden Realization - Oh No They're Hot, Truth or Dare, Unexpected feelings, Unexpectedly A Virgin, Virgin makes the first move
The pairing and kink tags are basically prompts already, so some general ramble about the kind of mood I'd love for any of these: pining/UST that gets resolved in spectacular dream-come-true romcom fashion; shy people slowly finding confidence and realising they're just as beautiful and interesting to their crush as their crush is to them; older and/or physically larger people really wanting their younger/smaller partner to top and absolutely luxuriating in it when it happens; friends to lovers; a sense of that wobbly breathless butterflies in the tummy feeling you get when you're really into someone; basically anything a bit more on the sweeter/happier/fairly vanilla side than angsty or kinky.
If the gender isn't specified in the pairing then write them however you prefer, I don't mind. 16 or older please, DNW smut with anyone 15 or younger.
General DNWs for all fandoms: noncon, hanging, hair cutting, kinks not linked in my letter.
Short version: I'm easy to please and happy to be completely surprised, as long as you don't include the couple of DNWs mentioned below. If you've got something in mind already then do it your way! These are just suggestions for anyone who prefers some starting points.
General fic loves: (probably not applicable to every fandom requested or a smut-based swap, but just so you've got an overview of some of the things I generally enjoy reading in whatever combination) worldbuilding/exploration of the canon world; dialogue; description; competence; petty arguments; unreliable narrators; misunderstandings; found families; really old comfy friendships; really old comfy friendships that accidentally/unexpectedly become more; clumsy inappropriate humour; backstories; melancholy; loonngg dragged out UST that feels like it'll never end and then ENDS GLORIOUSLY; awkward imperfect sex where everyone's still having the best time ever; coming in pants; intense physical fight scenes; huge scale destruction; ridiculous things played completely straight for comedy purposes; kissing; when dick-in-hole sex isn't always the end goal or the only type considered 'real' sex; ghosts; stubble burn; anything to do with playing/stroking/pulling/grooming/washing/whatever someone's hair.
Please no: noncon, hanging of any kind (choking/breathplay is fine - it's the rope and drop thing I have the trouble with), hair cutting, and any kink not listed on my smut likes masterlist here.
Absolutely happy for PWP, in which case you probably don't need a lot more prompting than just the tags, but everything below is for optional setting or plot or relationship drama or whatever if you want to include anything of that sort around the smut.
Billy Elliot (2000)
Michael Caffrey/Billy Elliot
Tags: Body Worship, Clothed Sex, Clothed/Naked, Clothes pulled out of the way, Clothing Kink, Cock Worship, Competence Kink, Costume Porn, Crossdressing, Dancing, Dirty Talk, Exhibitionism, Friends to Lovers, High Heels, Laughter During Sex, Lingerie, Manhandling/Shows of Athleticism During Sex, Playful Sex, Voyeurism, Undressing Their Partner
I have far too many emotions about this film, it's slightly ridiculous. I just love their friendship so much, how parts of it feel a bit cautious as they both figure out all these huge changes in their lives, but everything between them feels so honest and comfortable as well. That's exactly the kind of mood I would love to read for them - a bit of melancholy and angst is fine, but really it's the friends to lovers thing I'm craving, preferably as adults when Billy's all buffed up and Michael's no longer hiding. Something easy and sweet or unexpectedly intense with ALL THE BODY WORSHIP please and thank you! I don't just mean Michael swooning over Billy's new marble statue god ballet dancer physique - does Michael still wear dresses? Heels and lingerie? What does Billy think of that?
Also ballet! If that's something you're into, no amount of intense dance jargon is too much. One of my favourite scenes in the film is when Billy gives Michael a tutu and teaches him ballet positions - what if that happens again, but ten or twenty years later and with bonus UST? What happens next?
General DNWs for all fandoms: noncon, hanging, hair cutting, kinks not linked in my letter.
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)
Sundance Kid/Butch Cassidy/Etta Place
Tags: Clothed Sex, Cunnilingus, Dirty Talk, Double Penetration, Face-Sitting, Fingerfucking, Friends to Lovers, Hair Kink, Lazy Sex, Playful Sex, Rough Kissing, Sharing a Bed, Sharing a Partner with Friends, Sloppy Seconds, Stubble Burn, Thank God We're Alive Sex, Undressing Their Partner, Voyeurism, Weapons Kink, Woman on Top
This is the OT3 of my whole life. I've had some amazing gifts in previous exchanges but I'm always greedy for more because they're so messy and beautiful and complicated and there's so much nuance to play about with in the way they all act together. What I really like is the idea of Etta getting different things from the guys: Etta/Sundance is smokin hot with the gun/instructions/kind of dubcon roleplay stuff, but then there's all that sincere sweetness between her and Butch. That contrast is super attractive to me. V or triangle, I'm not fussy, I just love to see people's take on them.
(I'm also super into Butch/Sundance on their own, so if you want to do something set before and then after Etta leaves that's totally welcome! The only reason I didn't specifically request the two of them as a pairing is because I don't want something without Etta involved at all.)
General DNWs for all fandoms: noncon, hanging, hair cutting, kinks not linked in my letter.
Sundance Kid/Etta Place
Tags: Bondage, Bruises, Clothed Sex, Cock Slapping, Cunnilingus, Dirty Talk, Face-Fucking, Fingerfucking, Gags, Gunplay, Hair-pulling, Held Down - Consensual, Knifeplay, Praise Kink, Pussy Spanking, Rough Kissing, Spanking, Stress Relief Through Sex, Stubble Burn, Trust Kink
How many mainstream PG-rated films show canonical dubcon sex roleplay?? ONE. THIS FILM. I'm generally more into femdom than femsub but this pairing is a very very strong exception. Please show me more! D/s, gun kink, pain play, undressing, following orders, everything. I love their slightly weary established relationship in the film - is the playing something they started doing to liven things up a bit, or has it been like that for them from the start? Would love to see how they met, their first time, and/or the first time one of them suggested it or tried it. Or more of the established stuff - the way she goes along with it immediately implies it's something they've done a lot, but do they ever switch it up, Etta with a gun and bossing Sundance around? IS there a specific mood or set of circumstances that would make him go for that? That would be amazing too. Either way, I'm really into the idea that the rough stuff is roleplay for them and not a 24/7 lifestyle thing, and they can come out of it and be gentler again after.
General DNWs for all fandoms: noncon, hanging, hair cutting, kinks not linked in my letter.
Code Name Verity - Elizabeth Wein
Julie Beaufort-Stuart/Maddie Brodatt
Tags: Bathing/Washing, Cuddling, Cunnilingus, Dirty Talk, Dry Humping, Fingerfucking, Hair Brushing, Hair Kink, Having to Stay Quiet/Quiet Sex, Neck Kissing, Praise Kink, Sex While Injured, Sharing a Bed, Sleepy Sex, Strap-Ons, Talked to Orgasm, Thank God We're Alive Sex, Tribadism, Unexpected feelings, Uniform Kink
These beautiful characters! Show me ANYTHING about them. Canon-compliant (something during the time they worked together - a secret night in their shared room? That time Julie comes back bruised from the interrogation?) or fix-it (what happens after you know what? What changes between them? Is that the catalyst they needed for some big swoony omfg-I'm-so-glad-we're-alive kissing??) both equally delightful. Or an AU? Maddie and Julie in another time and another war. What's different and what stays the same? I have no real prompts, I just love these sweethearts so so much and I've never in my life wanted a ship to be canon this badly. I want to read a million novels about them, preferably without sobbing for three weeks afterwards, so whatever you've got in you to write I will honestly be delighted.
DNW anybody dying, please.
General DNWs for all fandoms: noncon, hanging, hair cutting, kinks not linked in my letter.
Crossover Works
Harry Hart (Kingsman)/Victoria Winslow (RED)
Tags: Age Difference, Bondage - neckties, Clothed/Naked, Clothing Kink, Competence Kink, Cunnilingus, Dirty Talk, Dominant partner chooses submissive partner's outfits, Face-Sitting, Femdom, Gunplay, Hair-pulling, Pegging, Phone Sex, Praise Kink, Spanking, Suit Porn, Taking Orders, Talked to Orgasm, Woman on Top
I ship this pairing SO HARD. The characters are both so effortlessly competent at everything they do and there's something so similar about their beautifully efficient fighting styles - look at Harry in the church and Victoria shooting out of both car windows in RED 2. Imagine Kingsman & MI6 having to work together for whatever reason and the two of them team up, imagine what a spectacular fight that would be. SWOON. Specific to smut/possibly romance, I'm super into the age difference, and the idea of dom Victoria/adoring starry-eyed younger Harry who completely worships her and loves nothing in the world more than being allowed the privilege of serving her. Whether it's 20 year old Harry running like a puppy after 35 year old Victoria or they're 50 and 65, I don't mind, I've just become a bit obsessed with the idea of them together at any point in their lives being gorgeous and competent and enthusiastically into each other. First time? FWBs? Love? I don't mind, just more Victoria/Harry that I don't have to write myself, please!
General DNWs for all fandoms: noncon, hanging, hair cutting, kinks not linked in my letter.
Roxy Morton (Kingsman)/Victoria Winslow (RED)
Tags: Age Difference, Competence Kink, Cunnilingus, Dirty Talk, Face-Sitting, Fingerfucking, Gentle femdom, Gunplay, Hair Brushing, Hair Kink, Hair-pulling, honor bondage, Loyalty Kink, Mentor/Protégé, Praise Kink, Pussy Worship, Sexting, Strap-Ons, Suit Porn, Unexpected Feelings
I looooove huge age difference pairings and am dying for a sort of Harry/Eggsy dynamic, only with women. And slightly less of the puppy dog eyes and bickering. Handwave some reason for Roxy and Victoria to work together, I can't stop thinking about how great they'd be. Smash my hardcore competence kink: fight scenes, or Victoria teaching Roxy some tricks, or Roxy teaching Victoria some tricks. Or maybe one of them saves the other's life by being in the right place at the right time when a job goes wrong. Or bonding in a bar late at night about being exceptional women in a job that's still dominated by not always exceptional men, with more and more innuendo and flirty eyes over the top of wine glasses as the bottles empty. I LOVE the idea of Victoria, this gorgeous clever sixty-something woman who fights like she's been born to it and takes no shit from the guys, as Roxy's mentor/hero/friend/goals, then more.
PS some of the tag requests imply a bit of power play - if that's what we matched on, I have no preference as to which of them is in charge because both options are equally appealing. SWOON.
General DNWs for all fandoms: noncon, hanging, hair cutting, kinks not linked in my letter.
Kingsman
Harry Hart/Eggsy Unwin
Harry Hart/Merlin
Harry Hart/Merlin/Eggsy Unwin
Tags: Age Difference, Bondage - Neckties, Clothing Kink, Competence Kink, Dirty Talk, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Grooming - Physical Appearance, Gunplay, Older Virgin/Experienced Younger Partner, Phone Sex, Praise Kink, Sex After Fighting/Battle, Sexting, Sharing a Bed, Shaving, sparring leads to sex, Suit Porn, Thank God We're Alive Sex, Undercover as a Couple, Voice Kink
General Kingsman things I love for any pairing: I love all the silly spy gadgets, nothing can possibly be too ridiculous for me, so if you want to have fun with any of the daft spy tropes then please do! Fake relationship as a cover is the end of me every time. Also descriptive fight scenes, and I have this insatiable clothing kink. I'm 1000000% in favour of anything focused on dressing/undressing, clothes as gifts, sharing clothes, makeover/pampering Pretty Woman type scenes, or lovely quality clothes getting completely wrecked by being ripped off or stained. Same goes for weapons kink, and general competence kink. Someone watching someone else with swoony starry eyes as they do something really well without even seeming to try - fighting, language mastery, anything. Ultra hedonistic bottom Harry is always my preference for pairings involving him but I'm really not fussy, just mentioning it because it's still reasonably rare so if that's your thing as well then this is an excellent match :D No preference for anyone else.
Harry/Eggsy: I LOVE age differences in my OTPs and I love it being acknowledged more in a physical descriptive way than "oh noo I'm too old for this lovely young thing" type angst. My favourite thing with these two is where they don't really address the age difference, they just click and blithely get on with things, but I totally kink on all the age-related contrast: greying vs blond, experience vs new kid, different pop culture awareness, different physicalities, etc. Also banter! Their dialogue in the films is magical, I love that carrying over to them getting it on. Hero worship is a good angle for them too. Also since the sequel I've become slightly obsessed with the idea of virgin Harry/experienced Eggsy if that appeals...
Harry/Merlin: So many different ways this could go - friends for thirty years and then suddenly, desperately MORE after V-Day or after Poppy? Were they recruits at the same time fighting for the Galahad position? Several decades of happy casual friends with benefits? Obsessively in love? Did they get to know each other with Merlin in Harry's earpiece talking him through missions before they ever met in person? I have a huge thing for voices, conversations not face to face, people being able to read meanings in the way each other breathes, etc, so the agent/handler thing is always delightful to me.
Harry/Merlin/Eggsy: This OT3 crept up on me and TOOK OVER MY LIFE. Usual preference is Harry/Merlin thirty years into an open relationship and Eggsy gets invited in, but I'm totally into any other setup you can think of - friends with benefits? Someone's been pining for years and it all explodes when Harry handwaves back into the others' lives after V-Day? Drunken/unexpected I'm-glad-you're-alive sex? A V-shaped relationship instead of a triangle? Maybe Harry and Eggsy are away on a joint mission and Merlin gets involved from home? Or they're all working in different places and sort of fall in love through late-night conversations? Happy with anything from the most swoony fluffy loving relationship to purely physical stress-relief fucking, whatever you prefer.
Obviously DNW death. Handwave that bollocks away completely, it's stupid (or give Merlin some badass robotic legs like they originally planned to do).
General DNWs for all fandoms: noncon, hanging, hair cutting, kinks not linked in my letter.
Merlin/Roxy Morton
Tags: Casual sex leading to feelings, Competence Kink, Cunnilingus, Dirty Talk, Exhibitionism, Filming, Fingerfucking, Friends to Lovers, Friends with Benefits to Relationship, honeypot mission, Intelligence Kink, Mutual Masturbation, Phone Sex, Sex While Injured, Sexting, Suit Porn, Talked to Orgasm, Unexpected feelings, Voice Kink, Voyeur Gives Directions
Talked about this a lot with people after the mess of KM2 - Roxy would have been SO MUCH BETTER than Eggsy at compartmentalising work and home life. I love the idea of her taking on honeypot missions like it's her job (because, you know, it is) and Merlin running her through them, and this slow weird realisation over several months that they're both really into the necessary exhibitionism/voyeurism and maybe the instructions. Do they get it on once she's home? Or do they never actually touch in person and stay absolutely professional at HQ, but spend hours on end wanking and talking filth at each other over the glasses/phone/texts/whatever from opposite ends of the world when she's finished working? Friends with benefits would be amazing and work so well for them because they both seem so self-assured and not particularly sentimental (at least when they're sober, MERLIN), but I can definitely see them as friends to lovers too.
Obviously DNW death. Handwave that bollocks away completely, it's stupid (or give Merlin some badass robotic legs like they originally planned to do). And DNW dom/sub for this, I love the idea of them being on the same level with each other.
General DNWs for all fandoms: noncon, hanging, hair cutting, kinks not linked in my letter.
Original Work
Long-Haired Man Going For A Haircut To Be More Employable/Barber Who Talks Him Out Of It
Oscar-Nominated Actor Who Doesn't Know How To Dress/Tailor Who Gives Him A Makeover
Victorian Painter/Victorian Artists' Model
Tags: Age Difference, Bathing/Washing, Beard Kink, Body Hair, Body Worship, Clothed Sex, Clothed/Naked, Clothes pulled out of the way, Clothing Kink, Coming In Pants, Grooming - Physical Appearance, Hair bondage, Hair Braiding, Hair Brushing, Hair Kink, Hair Washing, Hair-pulling, Light Bondage, Mirror Sex, Pampering, Praise Kink, Suit Kink, Suit Porn, Undressing Their Partner
HAIR PORN PLEASE. And/or clothing porn! Anything at all to do with beautiful long hair being played with, brushed, braided, pulled, washed, flung about dramatically, trailed over someone's bare skin, hair bondage, loving descriptions of elaborate Victorian paintings of sensational bum-length auburn curls, whatever. And/or anything to do with kinking on clothing - decadent fabric on bare skin, dressing, undressing, makeovers, sharing clothes, impatiently ripping buttons off, using a necktie or scarf to tie someone up, or turning a shirt inside-out but leaving the cufflinks or buttons so it binds their wrists, only undressing the parts you need, quality clothes as a confidence booster, coming in or on clothes, etc.
DNW: Please no cutting of head hair and please no shaved or waxed chests on guys. Anything else to do with hair is welcome. Obviously if we matched on the barber pairing then it's ok to mention cutting in the context of his job, just please don't include it in the action on the page anywhere. Face shaving/other body hair grooming is fine.
If the gender isn't specified in the pairing then write them however you prefer, I don't mind. 16 or older please, DNW smut with anyone 15 or younger.
General DNWs for all fandoms: noncon, hanging, kinks not linked in my letter.
Biker Gang Member/Shy Mechanic
Boy Band Member/Grindr Hookup Who Politely Pretends Not To Know Who He Is
Forty-Year-Old Virgin King/His Male Knight Who Wants to Gently Deflower Him
Sex Shop Owner/Shy Customer
Shy Teenage Boy/The Most Popular Jock In School
Soldier Just Back From Battle/Other Soldier Who's Been Pining After Them For A Long Time
Secretly Submissive Bear Who Usually Tops Because It's Expected/Dominant Femme Twink
Tags: Age Difference, Body Contrast Kink, Body Hair, Body Worship, Clothed/Naked, Coming In Pants, Courtship/Wooing, Cuddling, Dirty Talk, Dry Humping, Experienced/Inexperienced, First Time, Friends to Lovers, Gentle Dom, Getting Together, Hair Kink, Height Differences, Held Down - Consensual, honor bondage, Intercrural Sex, Lap Sex, Light Bondage, Loss of Virginity, Making Out, Muscle Worship, Mutual Masturbation, Phone Sex, Playful Sex, Porn with Feelings, Post-Coital Cuddling, Praise Kink, Resolved Sexual Tension, Sexting, Sharing a Bed, Sharing Clothes, Sudden Realization - Oh No They're Hot, Truth or Dare, Unexpected feelings, Unexpectedly A Virgin, Virgin makes the first move
The pairing and kink tags are basically prompts already, so some general ramble about the kind of mood I'd love for any of these: pining/UST that gets resolved in spectacular dream-come-true romcom fashion; shy people slowly finding confidence and realising they're just as beautiful and interesting to their crush as their crush is to them; older and/or physically larger people really wanting their younger/smaller partner to top and absolutely luxuriating in it when it happens; friends to lovers; a sense of that wobbly breathless butterflies in the tummy feeling you get when you're really into someone; basically anything a bit more on the sweeter/happier/fairly vanilla side than angsty or kinky.
If the gender isn't specified in the pairing then write them however you prefer, I don't mind. 16 or older please, DNW smut with anyone 15 or younger.
General DNWs for all fandoms: noncon, hanging, hair cutting, kinks not linked in my letter.