smutswap letter

[deep_dark_waters]

Hello! I'm Deepdarkwaters on Ao3 and Tumblr and ambrotypes on Twitter for any recip-stalking needs.

Short version: I'm easy to please and happy to be completely surprised, as long as you don't include the couple of DNWs mentioned below. If you've got something in mind already then do it your way! These are just suggestions - I will honestly love anything about these people.

General fic loves: (probably not applicable to every fandom requested or a smut-based swap, but just so you've got an overview of some of the things I generally enjoy reading in whatever combination) worldbuilding/exploration of the canon world; dialogue; description; competence; petty arguments; unreliable narrators; misunderstandings; found families; really old comfy friendships; really old comfy friendships that accidentally/unexpectedly become more; clumsy inappropriate humour; backstories; melancholy; loonngg dragged out UST that feels like it'll never end and then ENDS GLORIOUSLY; awkward imperfect sex where everyone's still having the best time ever; intense physical fight scenes; huge scale destruction; ridiculous things played completely straight for comedy purposes; kissing; when dick-in-hole sex isn't always the end goal or the only type considered 'real' sex; anything to do with playing/stroking/pulling/grooming/whatever someone's hair.

Please no: noncon, hanging of any kind (choking/breathplay is fine - it's the rope and drop thing I have the trouble with), and hair cutting.

Absolutely happy for PWP, in which case you probably don't need a lot more prompting than just the tags, but everything below is for optional setting or plot or relationship drama or whatever if you want to include anything of that sort around the smut.


Billy Elliot
Michael Caffrey/Billy Elliot

Tags: Body Worship, Clothed Erection, Clothed Sex, Clothes pulled out of the way, Clothing Kink, Competence Kink, Costume Kink, Crossdressing, Dancing, Dirty Talk, Exhibitionism, Friends to Lovers, High Heels, Laughter during Sex, Lingerie, Manhandling/Shows of Athleticism During Sex, Playful Sex, Posing for the Camera, Voyeurism, Undressing Their Partner,

I have far too many emotions about this film, it's slightly ridiculous. I just love their friendship so much, how parts of it feel a bit cautious as they both figure out all these huge changes in their lives, but everything between them feels so honest and comfortable as well. That's exactly the kind of mood I would love to read for them - a bit of melancholy and angst is fine, but really it's the friends to lovers thing I'm craving, preferably as adults when Billy's all buffed up and Michael's no longer hiding. Something easy and sweet or unexpectedly intense with ALL THE BODY WORSHIP please and thank you! I don't just mean Michael swooning over Billy's new marble statue god ballet dancer physique - does Michael still wear dresses? Heels and lingerie? What does Billy think of that?

Also ballet! If that's something you're into, no amount of intense dance jargon is too much. One of my favourite scenes in the film is when Billy gives Michael a tutu and teaches him ballet positions - what if that happens again, but ten or twenty years later and with bonus UST? What happens next?

General DNWs for all fandoms: noncon, hanging, hair cutting.


Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

Different sets of tags for the pairing and ot3:

Butch Cassidy/Sundance Kid

Tags: Awkward Sex, Clothed Sex, Comfort Sex, Dirty Talk, Drunk Sex, Dry Humping, Face-Fucking, Friends to Lovers, Having to Stay Quiet/Quiet Sex, Inexperienced Top, Injured Sex, Intercrural Sex, Rough Kissing, Rough Sex, Sharing a Bed, Sharing Body Heat, Shaving, Stubble Burn, Thank God We're Alive Sex, Unexpected Feelings,

I have no real prompts, I just want to mash these beautiful faces together. Please. Romantic friendship, friends with benefits, lonely in the middle of nowhere, tropey bed-sharing, omg we're alive sex, stop being a crybaby while I patch you up sex, whatever, literally anything that happens between these two will be doubly as perfect as they already are by themselves. Canon compliant or fix-it, all good. (And many millions of bonus points if it's all a bit grimy and stubble burny and they don't really know what they're doing but are still so into it.)

General DNWs for all fandoms: noncon, hanging, hair cutting.

Butch Cassidy/Sundance Kid/Etta Place

Tags: Clothed Sex, Cunnilingus, Dirty Talk, Double Penetration, Face-Sitting, Fingerfucking, Friends to Lovers, Hair Kink, Lazy/Gentle Sex, Playful Sex, Rough Kissing, Sharing a Bed, Sharing a Partner with Friends, Sleepy Sex/Morning Sex, Sloppy Seconds, Stubble Burn, Undressing Their Partner, Voyeurism, Weapons Kink, Woman on Top,

This is the OT3 of my whole life. I've had some amazing gifts in previous exchanges but I'm always greedy for more because they're so messy and beautiful and complicated and there's so much nuance to play about with in the way they all act together. What I really like is the idea of Etta getting different things from the guys: Etta/Sundance is smokin hot with the gun/instructions/kind of dubcon roleplay stuff, but then there's all that sincere sweetness between her and Butch. That contrast is super attractive to me. V or triangle, I'm not fussy, I just love to see people's take on them.

General DNWs for all fandoms: noncon, hanging, hair cutting.


Crossover Works

Different sets of tags for the different pairings. (Feel free to completely ignore the stupider parts of the Kingsman sequel for anything involving those characters. DNW death!)

Victoria Winslow (RED)/Harry Hart (Kingsman)

Tags: Age Difference, Clothing Kink, Competence Kink, Cunnilingus, Cunt Warming, Dirty Talk, Face-Sitting, Femdom, Gunplay, Hair Kink, High Heels, Kneeling, Neckties and The Many Uses Thereof, Pegging, Phone Sex, Praise Kink, Service Submission, Spanking, Suit Porn, Woman on Top

Victoria/Harry: I ship this pairing SO HARD. The characters are both so effortlessly competent at everything they do and there's something so similar about their beautifully efficient fighting styles - look at Harry in the church and Victoria shooting out of both car windows in RED 2. Imagine Kingsman & MI6 having to work together for whatever reason and the two of them team up, imagine what a spectacular fight that would be. SWOON. Specific to smut/possibly romance, I'm super into the age difference, and the idea of dom Victoria/adoring starry-eyed younger Harry who completely worships her and loves nothing in the world more than being allowed the privilege of serving her. Whether it's 20 year old Harry running like a puppy after 35 year old Victoria or they're 50 and 65, I don't mind, I've just become a bit obsessed with the idea of them together at any point in their lives being gorgeous and competent and enthusiastically into each other. First time? FWBs? Love? I don't mind, just more Victoria/Harry that I don't have to write myself, please!

General DNWs for all fandoms: noncon, hanging, hair cutting.

Victoria Winslow (RED)/M (James Bond - Judi Dench)
Victoria Winslow (RED)/Roxy Morton (Kingsman)

Tags: Age Difference, Competence Kink, Cunnilingus, Dirty Talk, Experienced/Inexperienced, Face-Sitting, Fingerfucking, First Time, Gentle femdom, Gunplay, Hair Kink, Honor Bondage, Loyalty Kink, Pegging, Praise Kink, Pussy Spanking, Pussy Worship, Spanking, Suit Porn, Unexpected Arousal

Victoria/Roxy: I looooove huge age difference pairings and am dying for a sort of Harry/Eggsy dynamic, only with women. And slightly less of the puppy dog eyes and bickering. Handwave some reason for Roxy and Victoria to work together, I can't stop thinking about how great they'd be. Smash my hardcore competence kink: fight scenes, or Victoria teaching Roxy some tricks, or Roxy teaching Victoria some tricks. Or maybe one of them saves the other's life by being in the right place at the right time when a job goes wrong. Or bonding in a bar late at night about being exceptional women in a job that's still dominated by not always exceptional men, with more and more innuendo and flirty eyes over the top of wine glasses as the bottles empty. I LOVE the idea of Victoria, this gorgeous clever sixty-something woman who fights like she's been born to it and takes no shit from the guys, as Roxy's mentor/hero/friend/goals, then more.

Victoria/M: I would sell my soul for Victoria/Olivia M at any point throughout their careers. I just want competent brilliant MI6 women with bonus fucking, I'm here for it any way it comes, any details, any kind of dynamic. Have they known each other the whole time? It's plausible that Olivia started working there in the mid-50s and Victoria in the mid-60s going by the actors' ages - is that what happened, or did they start later? What was it like for them back then? Were they friends immediately? Enemies? Victoria became a spy before Olivia became M - what was their relationship like then, and what changed when Olivia became Victoria's boss? Did she have anything to do with the orders to shoot Ivan?

General DNWs for all fandoms: noncon, hanging, hair cutting.


Dracula - Bram Stoker
Arthur Holmwood/Quincey Morris/John Seward/Lucy Westenra

Tags: Blood Drinking, Bloodplay, Body Worship, Costume Kink, Danger/Adrenaline Kink, Desperate Arousal, Dirty Talk, Fear Kink/Play, Femdom, Group Sex, Hair Kink, Loyalty Kink, Manhandling/Shows of Athleticism During Sex, Menstrual Cunnilingus, Neck Kissing, Painplay, Scratching, Seduction, Vampire Sex, Voyeurism

So many ways this could come about (some huge enthusiastic arrangement between them all, either ongoing or one-off, during the pre-Dracula time would be amazing if that's more your thing) but specific to a lot of these tags: I've become a bit obsessed with the idea of some kind of canon-divergence AU where the guys don't destroy vampire!Lucy but she turns them all instead and they end up in a sort of genderbent Dracula/sisters scenario, terrorising England and fucking til dawn. Or they stay human but they're her besotted slaves. I love the idea of a Vampire Queen Lucy and the guys as her worshipful minions, I absolutely want her to be in charge and them to be just as fixated on her as they were in life. Please no rape, but otherwise as violent as you like, or not at all and focus on the guys being so in love that they'll follow her anywhere including hell. What I really like with Stoker type vampires is when they're beautiful and bewitching but also properly terrifying on a deep, inhuman, uncanny valley type level - anything that captures some of that would be a m a z i n g.

General DNWs for all fandoms: noncon, hanging, hair cutting.


His Dark Materials
Lee Scoresby/Original Character(s), Solo: Lee Scoresby

Tags: Comfort Sex, Cunnilingus, Danger/Adrenaline Kink, Dirty Talk, Fingerfucking, First Time with a guy, First time with a woman, Hair-pulling, Injured Sex, Light BDSM, Masturbation, Playful Sex, Rough Kissing, Sex After Fighting/Battle, Shaving, Sleepy Sex/Morning Sex, Sloppy Seconds, Stubble Burn, Talked to Orgasm, Thank God We're Alive Sex

Lee is my all time favourite book character. I don't even have any real prompts, I just saw him in the tagset and want him to get some :D

This bit with his ghost in the land of the dead from The Amber Spyglass:

"When you see that old bear, you tell him Lee went out fighting. And when the battle's over, there'll be all the time in the world to drift along the wind and find the atoms that used to be Hester, and my mother in the sagelands, and my sweethearts - all my sweethearts... Lyra, child, you rest when this is done, you hear? Life is good, and death is over..."

Aesthetically he's 109% crafted to my requirements (that tall moustachey Texan cowboy sort of look), but this is everything else I love about his character condensed into one paragraph: he's this fierce honourable fighter and braver than anyone, but also a bit sentimental and romantic. He lives exuberantly, seems to love easily, and remembers "all" his sweethearts even after he's dead. I want to hear about one or some or many of them - was there a favourite? Did they know each other? Who were they? FWBs scattered around the world, or longer relationships, or single unforgettable nights? Prostitutes? Witches? Enemies-to-lovers? Did he ever exchange his services for flight equipment he needed but couldn't pay for at the time? Be real, how many times did he use the promise of a spectacular view from his balloon as a pulling line to take someone up there to fuck? Dozens, probably. Hundreds.

Solo: what's it like spending your life wanking with a daemon right there??

DNW Lee/Lyra or Lee/Will, but pair him with any other canon character(s) if you'd prefer that to OCs.

General DNWs for all fandoms: noncon, hanging, hair cutting.


Kingsman
Harry Hart/Eggsy Unwin
Harry Hart/Merlin
Merlin/Eggsy Unwin
Harry Hart/Merlin/Eggsy Unwin

Tags: Age Difference, Clothing Kink, Competence Kink, Dirty Talk, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Grooming (Appearance), Gunplay, Neckties and The Many Uses Thereof, Older Virgin/Experienced Younger Partner, Phone Sex, Praise Kink, Sex After Fighting/Battle, Sexting, Sharing a Bed, Shaving, Sparring leads to sex, Suit Porn, Thank God We're Alive Sex, Undercover as a Couple, Voice Kink

General Kingsman things I love for any pairing: I love all the silly spy gadgets, nothing can possibly be too ridiculous for me, so if you want to have fun with any of the daft spy tropes then please do! Fake relationship as a cover is the end of me every time. Also descriptive fight scenes, and I have this insatiable clothing kink. I'm 1000000% in favour of anything focused on dressing/undressing, clothes as gifts, sharing clothes, makeover/pampering Pretty Woman type scenes, or lovely quality clothes getting completely wrecked by being ripped off or stained. Same goes for weapons kink (if you wanna write some filth about sucking off a gun or whatever then yes send it this way please and thank you), and general competence kink. Someone watching someone else with swoony starry eyes as they do something really well without even seeming to try - fighting, language mastery, anything. Bottom Harry is always my preference for pairings involving him but I'm really not fussy, just mentioning it because it's still reasonably rare so if that's your thing as well then this is an excellent match :D

Harry/Eggsy: I LOVE age differences in my OTPs and I love it being acknowledged more in a physical descriptive way than "oh noo I'm too old for this lovely young thing" type angst. My favourite thing with these two is where they don't really address the age difference, they just click and blithely get on with things, but I totally kink on all the age-related contrast: greying vs blond, experience vs new kid, different pop culture awareness, different physicalities, etc. Also banter! Their dialogue in the films is magical, I love that carrying over to them getting it on. Hero worship is a good angle for them too. Also since the sequel I've become slightly obsessed with the idea of virgin Harry/experienced Eggsy if that appeals...

Merlin/Eggsy: I will never get enough responses to that "you come here and you whisper in my ear" line. I'm not particularly into a daddy kink thing for them but I did love how quickly Merlin seemed to feel sort of affectionate towards Eggsy in the film (and Roxy - the dropped mug!), and then them working together so neatly at the end of the first film was a total joy. Some kind of future agent/handler fic would be especially amazing (dirty talk/sexting/phone sex etc? Those glasses are seriously a gift for this sort of kink).

Harry/Merlin: So many different ways this could go - friends for thirty years and then suddenly, desperately MORE after V-Day or after Poppy? Were they recruits at the same time fighting for the Galahad position? Several decades of happy casual friends with benefits? Obsessively in love? Did they get to know each other with Merlin in Harry's earpiece talking him through missions before they ever met in person? I have a huge thing for voices, conversations not face to face, people being able to read meanings in the way each other breathes, etc, so the agent/handler thing is always delightful to me.

Harry/Merlin/Eggsy: This OT3 crept up on me and TOOK OVER MY LIFE. Usual preference is Harry/Merlin thirty years into an open relationship and Eggsy gets invited in, but I'm totally into any other setup you can think of - friends with benefits? Someone's been pining for years and it all explodes when Harry handwaves back into the others' lives after V-Day? Drunken/unexpected I'm-glad-you're-alive sex? A V-shaped relationship instead of a triangle? Maybe Harry and Eggsy are away on a joint mission and Merlin gets involved from home? Or they're all working in different places and sort of fall in love through late-night conversations? Happy with anything from the most swoony fluffy loving relationship to purely physical stress-relief fucking, whatever you prefer.

Obviously DNW death. Handwave that bollocks away completely, it's stupid (or give Merlin some badass robotic legs like they originally planned to do).

General DNWs for all fandoms: noncon, hanging, hair cutting.


Merlin/Roxy Morton

Tags: Casual sex leading to feelings, Competence Kink, Cunnilingus, Dirty Talk, Fingerfucking, Friends to Lovers, Friends With Benefits, honeypot mission, Injured Sex, Intelligence Kink, Mutual Masturbation, Phone Sex, Sexting, Suit Porn, Talked to Orgasm, Unexpected Arousal, Unexpected feelings, Voice Kink, Voyeur Gives Directions, Webcam/Video Chat Sex

Talked about this a lot with people after the mess of KM2 - Roxy would have been SO MUCH BETTER than Eggsy at compartmentalising work and home life. I love the idea of her taking on honeypot missions like it's her job (because, you know, it is) and Merlin running her through them, and this slow weird realisation over several months that they're both really into the necessary exhibitionism/voyeurism and maybe the instructions. Do they get it on once she's home? Or do they never actually touch in person and stay absolutely professional at HQ, but spend hours on end wanking and talking filth at each other over the glasses/phone/texts/whatever from opposite ends of the world when she's finished working? Friends with benefits would be amazing and work so well for them because they both seem so self-assured and not particularly sentimental (at least when they're sober, MERLIN), but I can definitely see them as friends to lovers too.

Obviously DNW death. Handwave that bollocks away completely, it's stupid (or give Merlin some badass robotic legs like they originally planned to do). And DNW sub Roxy for this, I love the idea of them being on the same level with each other.

General DNWs for all fandoms: noncon, hanging, hair cutting.



This may or may not be helpful, but these are all my YES PLEASE tags from this and previous years. Any of these are generally safe to include if you want, but things from the tag set not listed here aren't really for me.

Accidental Stimulation
Age Difference
Alternate Universe - Always a Different Sex
Alternate Universe - Canonical Male Character is Always a Girl
Anal Fingering
Anal Sex
authority kink
Awkward Sex
Banter as Foreplay
Banter While in Bed
Barebacking
Bathing/Washing
Beard Kink
Being Walked In On
Biting
Blindfolds
Blood Drinking (only for Dracula)
Bloodlust
Bloodplay
Blow Jobs
Body admiration
Body Contrast Kink
Body Hair
Body Worship
Bondage
Breast Worship
Bruises
Butch/Femme
Butt Plugs
Butt Worship
Candaulism
Casual Sex
Casual sex leading to feelings
Chair Sex
Clothed Erection
Clothed Sex
Clothed/Naked
Clothes pulled out of the way
Clothing Kink
Cock Slapping
Cock Slut
Cock Warming
Cock Worship
Comfort Sex
Coming In Pants
Coming Untouched
Competence Kink
consensual drunk sex
Consensual Exhibitionism/Voyeurism
Consensual Gang Bang
Consensual Somnophilia
consensual voyeurism
Costume Kink
Couch Sex
Courtship/Wooing
Crossdressing
Cunnilingus
Cunt Warming
Dancing
Danger/Adrenaline Kink
Deepthroating
Desk Sex
Desperate Arousal/Sexual Frustration
Desperate kissing in the rain
Desperate Sex
Dirty Talk
Disguise Kink
Dom/sub
Dominant Bottom
Double Penetration
Double Penetration in One Hole
Double Virgins
Dream Sex
Drinking Games
Drunk Sex
Dry Humping
Erotic Bathing/Washing
Exhibitionism
Experienced/Inexperienced
Extended Foreplay
Face Slapping
Face-Fucking
Face-Sitting
Fake/Pretend Relationship
Fantasizing
Femdom
Fighting As Foreplay
Fighting Kink
Finding Workaround For Sexual Dysfunction
Finger Sucking
Fingerfucking
First Time
First Time Bottoming
First Time having sex inside a relationship
First Time Topping
First Time with a guy
First time with a woman
Fisting
Flogging
Fluff and Smut
Friends to Lovers
Friends With Benefits
Frottage
Fuckbuddies To Lovers
Gags
Gangbang
Genderswap
Gentle Dom
Gentle femdom
Geriatric Sex
Getting off on how Much Your Partner Trusts You
Ghost Sex
Glasses Kink
Glory Hole
Glove Kink
Grooming (Appearance)
Group Sex
Gunplay
Hair bondage
Hair Braiding
Hair Brushing
Hair Kink
Hair Washing
Hair-pulling
Hand & Finger Kink
Hand Jobs
Hand-holding During Sex
hand-kissing
Handcuffs
Having to Stay Quiet/Quiet Sex
Hedonism
Height Differences
Held Down
High Heels
honeypot mission
honor bondage
Impact Play
Inexperienced Top
informal kink negotiation
Injured Sex
Intelligence Kink
Intercrural Sex
Intergluteal Sex
Jewelry Kink
just the tip
Kilts
Kink Discovery
Kink Exploration
Kneeling
Knifeplay
Language Kink
Lap Sex
Laughter during Sex
Lazy/Gentle Sex
Licking
Licking Over Underwear
Light BDSM
Light Bondage
Lingerie
Loss of Virginity
Loyalty Kink
Making Out
Manhandling/Shows of Athleticism During Sex
Masochism
Massage
Masturbation
Masturbation Interruptus
Menstrual Cunnilingus
Menstrual Sex
Mentor/Protégé
Mirror Masturbation
Mirror Sex
Multiple Orgasms
Mundane conversation during sex
Muscle Worship
Mutual Masturbation
Naked Cuddling
Nearly Getting Caught
Neck Kissing
Neckties and The Many Uses Thereof
Non-Penetrative Sex
Nude Photos
Oblivious to Attraction
Office Sex
Older Virgin/Experienced Younger Partner
One Night Stands
Open Relationships
Oral Fixation
Oral Sex
orgasm control/edging
Orgy
Outdoor Sex
Painplay
partially clothed
Partner sharing
Pegging
Pegging-Face to Face
Phone Sex
Pining
Playful Sex
Porn with Feelings
Posing for the Camera
Post-Coital Cuddling
practice sex
Praise Kink
Premature Ejaculation
Pushy Bottom
Pussy Job
Pussy Spanking
Pussy Worship
Restraints
Rope Bondage
Rough Kissing
Rough Oral Sex
Rough Sex
Scars
Scissoring
Scratching
Seduction
Selfies during sex
Sensation Play
Sensory Deprivation
Service Kink
Service Submission
Service Top
Sex After Fighting/Battle
Sex in a Car
Sex Toys
Sex Work
Sexting
Sexual Dysfunction
Sexual Experimentation
Sexual Fantasy
Sexual Inexperience
Sharing a Bed
Sharing a Partner with Friends
Sharing Body Heat
Sharing Clothes
Sharing kinks/fantasies with a partner
Shaving
Shower Sex
Size Difference
Size Kink
Sleeping Together
Sleepy Sex/Morning Sex
Sloppy Seconds
slow/prolonged sex
Small Breasts
Small Penis
Snowed In
Sounding
Spanking
sparring leads to sex
Stranger Sex
Strap-Ons
Stubble Burn
Sugar Daddy/Mama
Suit Kink
Suit Porn
Talked to Orgasm
Tearing Clothes
Teasing
Teasingly Covered Naughty Bits
Tenderness
Thank God We're Alive Sex
Trapped in a Small Space
Tribadism
Trust Kink
Truth or Dare
Undercover as a Couple
Undressing Their Partner
Unexpected Arousal
Unexpected feelings
unexpected tenderness
Unexpectedly A Virgin
Uniform Kink
V Poly Relationship
Vaginal Fingering
Vaginal Fisting
Vaginal Sex
Vampire Sex
Vibrators
Voice Kink
Voyeur Gives Directions
Voyeurism
Weapons Kink
Webcam/Video Chat Sex
Whipping
Woman on Top
Worship
Writing on Skin
Younger Person is In Charge
Younger Person is More Experienced